Top Ten Remarks Locksmiths Hear

1. Do you cut keys?

2. Aren't you going to use your "Master Key?"

3. Wow! You've got a regular little shop in there.

4. Fifty bucks? for that?

5. Boy, am I glad to see you! / I hope I never have to see you again!

6. Are you going to squirt wax in the lock and make an impression?

7. Did you used to be a burglar?

8. I'm Sorry ... Did I wake you up?

9. Do you know of anyone who will do it cheaper?

10. It never takes that long on TV!